Let's be real, Santa. My 'nice list' application got lost in the mail around March. This shirt is your official warning. Between the 3 pm sunsets, the existential dread, and surviving on cookie dough, I've gone fully feral this holiday season. It's not a cry for help, it's a statement of fact. Perfect for wearing to festive gatherings you were guilt-tripped into attending, or for cozying up with a mug of something strong while you aggressively enjoy your own company. #SorryNotSorry"
